why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
well I can't set my house on fire every night
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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