No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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