they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
