butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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