its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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