yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Randomize