How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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