you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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