I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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