the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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