Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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