I think my vagina is haunted
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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