ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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