So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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