i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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