Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
So here I am, sexting at work.
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