There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
