Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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