Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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