It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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