New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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