got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
We smell like vodka and hangover
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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