some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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