guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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