I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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