He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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