love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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