You made me cry and you don't even care
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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