The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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