She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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