I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
