I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I am spending my child support on dildos
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
