She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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