halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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