trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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