did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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