is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We need to rekindle our bromance
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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