I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
only if we run a train.
done.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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