We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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