this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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