Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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