So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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