dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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