the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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