super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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