I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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