How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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