Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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