I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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