i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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